#5: Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)
How long did you think it would take until one of Sonic's awkward friends made the list? I mean come on, I get it, Miles Per Hour. It honestly couldnt have been that good of a name when coming up with it... could it? Plus, I'm pretty sure when Tails was introduced, no one really gave a damn what his last name was. I called him Tails, oh God, what's Knuckle's last name?!?! Knuckles Fistface... now that's a name.#4: Butz (Final Fantasy V)
Oh what the hell, this is just downright sad. Really? Butz is the best you could come up with at the time? I mean Square Enix usually has Sora, Vaan, Cloud, Leon and other exotic names to go with their characters... but Butz? Total disappointment on the behalf of square enix. No funny jokes for this guy, the name truly says it all.#3 Alucard (Castlevania)
ITS DRACULA BACKWARDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE... if that's not ingenius than I dont know what would've been better! Butz is probably thinking to himself, "Why couldn't I have creative creators like Alucard does?"
#2 Jet Brody (Fracture)
Doesn't Jet Brody sound like a name that a stuck up college jock would give himself to hide the fact that his name is truly Eugene? Just a thought...#1 Waluigi (Reject Mario Games)
I swear, you always find a way to mess up everything... and you aren't even good. I can understand Wario... flip the M and there you have it. But Waluigi doesn't even make any damn sense. Flip the L and you don't even have an existing letter in the alphabet! All you do is fill space in sports games and Mario Party. You disappoint me Waluigi...Go ahead and argue all you want to, but these names are just down right bad... feel free to add fuel to the fire and remember that G.N. will always be here to spark the #1 debate that dentists tell you to floss with everyday... WTF?!?!



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